Warning: The following material may be unsatisfying and or useless to those wishing to peruse a text that has a point. Repeat. This entry has no significant purport. Again. RANTING. Read at your own risk >:D
Sometimes I wonder. Why should I exert all my efforts on maintaining those slightly above average grades? Will I truly benefit from these endeavors in the future? And even if that's true, I'll always be working towards the next "big step," won't I? Whether that regards summer vacation, graduation, college, marriage, job promotion, kids, etc.. I will always be anticipating something, right?
But WHY?! I should stop this now, before it goes too far. Just pick up my backpack and eagerly begin my trek around the world. I would have the opportunity to experience a hodgepodge of culture soup, what I have always dreamed about and longed for (you see, I just ended my sentence with a preposition.. so this clearly is not a scholarly entry, either. oh, boo).
I just want all this mess to end! And I am completely aware how emo I sound right now. I am very proud of my ability to voice my emo-ness, thank you very much. So, to drown out my sorrows, I shirk off my schoolwork in preferment of posting a blog entry to a world that is much too self-absorbed to concern themselves with the woes of an obsolete and seriously insignificant little rambling girl. Aack.
But what can I say that would atone this dreadful tirade that you, poor reader, have just suffered through? How about a joke! I recently purchased a delectable package of my favorite ice cream pops.. Scribbles! Which not only provide nourishment for my parched, Sahara-esque mouth, but also a witty antic on each stick! Hoorah! Anywhoo, the latest chic shenanigans.
What has two banks but no money? A river!
Quite distasteful slash crummy slash cheesy. I don't care.
What did the judge name his daughter? Sue!
What bird is always sad? (you HAD to have seen this coming..) A bluebird!
Finally, why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: She didn't, being a teenage chick who just wanted to yell at the world and was too lazy and procrastinate-y to shift her feathery masses ten feet to the right.
Okay, so obviously that was a lame attempt on my part to elicit a wittle smile from the reader. Did I filfull my hopes?? :D
Oh don't worry. I'm not going crazy.. I swear! Besides, isn't this the normal teenage activity? At least, one that doesn't transgress any moral code. Hahah.
Boohoo. Pity me, poor me. Please. I'm a teenager and the world is ending. Let me write some very oppressing, Poe poetry in a dark corner. And bite my fingernails to bits.
RAWR. That would be my pathetic attempt to appear ferocious and intimidating. I even put it in all caps.. did you notice that? -whimper-
I'm procrastinating so much right now I am even too lazy to finish my train of thought. Perhaps I'll conclude it another time.. but truthfully?
Don't hold your breath.
Don't hold your breath.